People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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