No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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