Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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