We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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