I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
