coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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