As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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