it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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