She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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