all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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