Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I am one with the molecules
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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