Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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