i permit you to call me
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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