You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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