thus making me awesome and them whores
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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