she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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