In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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