Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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