that's an acceptable place to lick
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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