so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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