Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
What a dumb baby whore.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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