When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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