Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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