Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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