Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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