why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Randomize
