i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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