So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
