I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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