You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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