Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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