Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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