Your face is a jimmy john
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
she pinky promised me she was 18
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
