Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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