Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I could fuck to npr.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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