Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize
