oh god the rape fog is back!
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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