man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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