when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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