Where are you?
In a non slutty way
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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