Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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