Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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