in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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