Bisexual people are plain selfish.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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