Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
True college students do jello shots in the library
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