Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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