Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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