people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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