I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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