oh god the rape fog is back!
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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