You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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