This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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