i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Do you still have your period?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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