but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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