I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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