My Higher Power is John Stamos
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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