It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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