i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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