Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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