Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I don't think brook has ever known best
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
sarcasm needs its own font
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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