he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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